http://www.epictv.com/<br /><br />It's Paddies Day today, so wee Irish Noel is in the pub (of course) with some sage Guinness-induced advice/rants about how to ride when you're drunk, which you can bet Noel knows how to do...<br /><br />Lets start get with 'getting on a lift' - don't mess it up like these guys did:<br /> <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxxk5XVaY8 <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW-qtCrL7lk <br /><br />However, if you manage to clean a skier out - that's fine.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4htX51OENI <br /><br />Next, if you have managed to get on the lift, only one piece of advice - stay on it:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8_O890Dtk<br /> <br />When you get off the lift, just make sure you've bent down and strapped that shit in. It's not that hard...<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST3Kmfn61mA <br /><br />And remember to pop, even if you're going over the smallest lip:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwS3safnng <br /><br />Remember - 'rolling down the windows' doesn't make you go further<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxcoq8TGOz0 <br /><br />And when it doesn't, alcohol will help get rid of the pain that this kind of slam causes:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHBtjtxKvk <br /><br />Polish up your beer goggles, or you might end up doing a 'coyote-ugly'...<br /><br />A St. Patrick's Day Drinking Session | The Daily Blizzard, Ep. 55<br /><br />-------------------------<br />EpicTV produces hundreds of EpicTV original extreme sports series, with new video releases every day. Visit www.epictv.com now to be the first to see the latest episodes. <br /> <br />Get the latest extreme sports videos on the EpicTV Facebook page<br />https://www.facebook.com/WatchEpicTV<br /> <br />Follow us on Twitter<br />https://twitter.com/WatchEpicTV<br /> <br />See what we're up to on Instagram<br />@epictvadventure<br /> <br />Keep an eye on us on Google+<br />https://plus.google.com/+EpicTV/posts<br /> <br />And best of all - check out our website!<br />http://www.epictv.com/
